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Things : 04.18.03 @ 4:56 pm So I'm sitting in the orthodontist's chair, leaning back, mouth open as wide as I can do it as a pretty young woman, probably fresh out of whatever schooling you take to become an orthodontist's assistant.
The woman, trying to get the band on my back molar, accidentally stabs into my gums with her nail. I wince, and she apologizes. I am such a dirty little lesbian.
After an hour of having my mouth poked, prodded, glued, I leave with a generally sore feeling and the beginning of menstrual cramps knocking on the inside of my uterus as if to say � "You didn't really thing I forgot, did you?".
Then I made my way to [name of plaza]. Now, this plaza has an absolutely horrible intersection and horrible parking. But for some reason I got in my head that I needed to get Ryan a decent card and I might as well get my Mum's Mother's Day gift as well (and to boot, I had a coupon that would get me $2 off anything over $10, which I of course forgot to give her). Also, I need some more pads and the only place they sell cotton-washable pads (called gladrags, they're very comfortable and I recommend them!) is at the nature store at this certain plaza. I fucking hate Northern Virginia's drivers, have I mentioned that yet? I think most of the fault can be blamed on the bad transportation system... it's considered one of the worst in the country and you almost have to be a bad driver in order to survive it. So I get what I need at Hallmark (this for my mother. She absolutely loves this collection), and what I needed at the nature store and left for CVS to pick up a box of condoms for Ryan as part of the "congratulations" gift. I learned four things with this experience. One is, there are many, many, kinds of condoms. The second is that for some reason, non-latex condoms, requested due to Ryan's current "fuck-buddy" (my words, not his) is allergic to latex, only come in huge, expensive boxes (so Ryan dear, you'll be getting latex. Use them on someone at Idyllwild.). The third is that all condoms are expensive. I'm very glad I'm a lesbian and my worried about such things are cut in half, if not more. The fourth is, the probably-Catholic Spanish woman at the register will give you dirty looks for buying condoms. I half expected her to refuse to let me buy them.
Y'all know about my plans to invest in a $200 palm pilot? /A |