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Mad Libs : Tuesday, Dec. 10, 2002 @ 3:08 pm I warn you, this entry will make no sense whatsoever.
I was feeling silly and philisophical on the bus.
Mad Libs that you can do here. Dear Santa, I have been a good girl. It really wasn't my fault what happened at Zac's Christmas party. It was Colby who spiked the punch with too much vodka. I can't help it if I drank 23 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like cotton candy. I thought it was funny when I put Zac's bra on my head and danced the tango on the chair while singing `Short Dick Man'. I didn't mean to break Zac's vibrator and don't know why Zac would sue me for rape. I don't remember calling Jonathan's wife a fugly cow---even though she looked like one with baby diaper green eye shadow and yellow lipstick! And when I threw up on Kathy's husband's breasts, it was only because I ate too much of that chicken. After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my jeep grand cherokee through my neighbor's kitchen. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me an ass hole and have me arrested for breaking and entering! So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all hard and mean. And I'm really not to blame for any of this bright stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money Sincerely and lovely yours, Amy (Really a nice girl!) P.S. It's only 70 bucks! Sometimes I think I'm completely irrational. Scratch that... I know I'm completely irrational. I want people to find me attractive yet when they say they do I don't belive them. Hell, I don't find myself that attractive and I've tried quite hard to view myself from someone else's point of view. I'd say that if I was someone else looking at me, I'd be the type of attractive that isn't noticeable at first. The type where the more you get to know someone (and I know a few people like this), the more attractive they seem, even if you're not sexually attracted to them.... bah. Ignore me. I don't know what I'm saying.
English class is so frustrating. I have a 75, I do belive. I'm actually surprised I'm passing, that's how horrible I am. I'm just completely lost and in over my head. I've tried going in for help and I still haven't caught up. I still have no idea how to do half the things we're supposed to know how to do. It's all analyzing literary terms and shit, which is boring as hell if you as me. AP US History is so much better. Really, if I didn't want to do photography for the rest of my life, I'd go to school, get my a degree in History, and teach it. I'd make it intresting. So many history teachers make it so fucking boring. They don't bring the people into history, just the dates, the battles, etc. You need to bring the people in. You need to make your students feel the history and connect with the people of the past. It's the only way that they'll really learn it. /A |